Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.Love- When intercourse is called making love.Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot.Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.Love- When you share everything you own.Lust- When you steal everything they own.Marriage- When the bank owns everything.Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them.Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed